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Pleasurists #29

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #28? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #30? Submit it here before Sunday May 25th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St.Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • The Five-Contact Spark Plug, from Huse by Themistokles
  • To find the kind of inventor who cares enough to think things through, you need to look past the mainstream. Leave the well-trod paths behind, and explore the odd little shops where the master artisans do their work.

    The Five-Contact Spark Plug is that kind of masterpiece.

    Rupert Huse, who designed the Spark Plug, was clearly thinking about female anatomy and erotic response.

    Editor’s Note: I’m fascinated with Electrosex and both this review and Themistokles’ other review this week deals directly with it, not only does this review give great information about the toy at hand it also talks about other similar items from other companies by comparison and is generally well written and enticing. Loved it!

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Sexy Blogger? Me?

Well damn! Thanks Dee and Sweetspiced!

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Mmmkay, now down to business. In exchange for this award, I must repost, list 5 “sexy” things about myself, and then nominate 4 others to do the same.

1. My collarbones. There’s just something about the visibility of those two bones that is super attractive to me. Just a reminder of what we’re really made of.

2. When my teeth sink into your skin.

3. When I’m pinning you to the floor.

4. My hands are magical.

5. Leg hair? It’s fun to pet? (I couldn’t think of anything else, sorry.)

My Nominations:

1. SxyChickadee: She’s really freakin’ sexy (hence the name, right?).

2. Panthera Pardus likes to spank and is pretty sexy, too.

3. Essin’ Em = sexy + super smart.

4. Kyle and his stories and butchness are quite the sexy time, as well.

and one more because I can’t help myself.

5. Jezebelle is sexy too. I mean, look at those HNT’s.

The rest of you are equally sexy. I wish I could have listed you all. Maybe one day that will happen. <3

Trick Belt

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Pros: Freakin’ awesome idea. Can be used on wrists, ankles, and some thighs.
Cons: Watch out if you have metal allergies!

You know you want one.

For 10% off, enter the coupon code LUBE. Hooray for discounts.

Update: Spring 09

Ok. I will admit that I have been rather bad about posting lately. Lots of stuff is going on. Some good things, some bad things. Ya know. Life.

-Finally out of debt to my mother. That took a load (and about $4,000) off my shoulders. In any case, it feels good.
-Got my Conch pierced. For free. Apparently it pays to just hang out in a tattoo shop.
-Earned some money and drum lessons in exchange for yard work (hence the massive amount of poison ivy).
-It is raining. A lot.
-Unfortunately, I had to sell my piano, which absolutely broke my heart.
-Almost everyone I know is going home/away for the summer. Lame.
-Had a picnic on the front porch today.
-Terribly behind on my reviews. Red Ripple, Throb, and Flexi Felix coming soon.
-I’m sure there were other things that I wanted to mention, but alas, it’s 2:30am and it is time for sleep.

Pleasurists #26

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Pleasurists #26 marks six months of Pleasurists weekly round-ups!

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #25? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #27? Submit it here before Sunday April 26th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St.Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • An Open Letter to my Fleshlight: Ice Butt Fleshlight by Jake Holden
  • Since I’ve got to know you so deeply I’ve come (literally) to see past (literally) your slightly gimmicky clear case, and I’ve seen the real you; the so open, so accepting, and so soft moulded gel insert whose embrace I could never grow tired of – especially when it’s been submerged in hot tap water and coated with my favourite lube.

    Editor’s Note: Though technically this review went up quite some time ago, but it was submitted with a note recognizing that and asking for it to be included anyway. I’m not super strict on the posting rules as long as people aren’t giving me twenty reviews from the last few months to put in the issue, but I digress. I thought The review was so well done and quite unique so I not only had to include it but I had to highlight it for you all to read as well!

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